April 2013
2 tags
h4te:
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
teenagedirkbag:
can i just say that if you compliment me i will just sit here smiling for the next half an hour
epic-humor:
“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
deanisaclosetedgeek:
deidaracchi:
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...